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The classic comeback of a homosexual put on the defensive, seeking to reverse the 'labeling game.'
An effort to keep a widely held opinion silent; blackmail
Hetero: I'm weirded out seeing two men kiss
Homo: Homophobe!
Hetero: ......you're sodomizing a man. Yeah, I'm the one with the problem..
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A heterosexual with a fear or repulsion of homosexuals, sometimes caused by having oppressive relations with the latter, such as altar boys molested by homosexual priests.
12 y/o boy: I went to take a piss and a half dozen fags were in the bathroom staring at me and beating off, so I went in the toilet stall but there were huge holes drilled out of the partition. I ran out of there screaming like a homophobe!
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A person who is afraid of gay people
END OF STORY
Anybody that lives in Texas and is straight.
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me : "i'm bi"
my dad : "nO yOuRe nOt. tHaT gOeS AgAiNsT mY ReLiGiOn aND iTs uNnAtUrAl"
me : "dad. stop being a homophobe."
my dad : *shocked that i called him a homophobe even though he invalidated my sexuality and said its against nature*
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someone that is not smart enough to wrap their head around the vast spectrum of sexualities and genders. Someone that refers to lgbtq+ people as "special snowflakes" and "attention seekers" when they really just want to seem cool and "popular"
If your a part of the lgbtq+ community, don't listen to thee assholes, you're doing great sweetie :)
homophobe: hey, wanna go out ;)
person: sorry, I'm gay|lesbian
Homophobe: Oh I see, you're looking for attention
Person: ....are you really that stupid?
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A guy who panics one day after catching himself thinking Brad Pitt's a good-looking guy, and is never quite right in the head after that.
Jimmy used to be a normal guy, then he saw Se7en, now he's a homophobe.
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A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.
Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.
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