sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

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choo-choo honker

A physical gag in which one pulls another male's genitalia and exclaims "honk!".

"choo-choo honker "
1. Brian: Dude, lets give carl a wedgie!

Timmy: And to farther humiliate him, lets give him a "choo-choo honker"!

Brian and Timmy:YEAH!

2. Reggie: Did you hear what guy said about you?! You gonna take that?!

Dante: Hell nah! Im about to go over there and give that dude a "choo-choo honker:!

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big city honkers

Gigantic "breasts" of fat on a man's chest

Damn, That guy has some big city honkers! They're bigger than most girls i've seen

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

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Dingle Honker

Someone or something that makes you extremely mad or want to crash out

Ethan is a dingle honker

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

Booty Honker

Someone with big bonkies, like, HUGE balonkers, really BIG bahonkvalonkers

Jessie: Dang, shes a real Booty Honker
Tony: Whats a booty honker?
Jessie: Someone with big bonkies, like, HUGE balonkers, really BIG bahonkvalonkers