the bowel movement following a night of mixing beer and liquor. similar to the beer shit
Guy 1: oh that smells nasty!
Guy 2: sorry i had a hooch poop
(n) The hooch douche is a home-made douching kit created by and for any slut of a woman. The hooch douche is most frequently created and used by rig bitches after the rig-pigs have pulled their wagon train through. In order to be an official hooch douche, the kit must contain at least 3 heavy duty cleaning agents such as vinegar, spray-nine, varsol, gasoline, bleach etc. to kill off any and all fungi, bacteria and warts. The Hooch Douche is often used in conjuction with the slut rag and can be used in both vaginal and anal orifices.
Damn, that rig bitch needs to whip herself up a hooch douche, I heard she got DVDA'd last night
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someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.
nick, your sooch a madam hooch.
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An overweight, white, middle-class, post pregnant woman...usually with no transportation.
The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.
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Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.
Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!
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Pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in Viet-Nam. It can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is pissed off at him.
I screwed up and now I'm in the pooch-hooch
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Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
Man that rumplemints was a total Trojan Hooch
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