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When your arms are absolutely shredded asf
Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks
Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off
Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?
Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
a man with a third leg
me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)
A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer
Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock
Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.