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Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.
Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.
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poop, crap, shit, doo,poo-poo, the browns, the cosby's, shite.
Dude, I have to go negotiate the release of some Nigerian hostages.
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You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
when you’re trying to get out of bed, and your partner squeezes you tighter, because they need one or two more snuggles before starting the day. Coined by Shanna in a Dress in her song of the same title.
I was ready to get my day startied, but my spouse took me cuddle hostage.
When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.
My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!
1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.
2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.
Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.
Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.
When someone makes a hostile statement or question towards you of where you can not have any possible response whether it silent or out-loud of where the person won't get them angry at you.
Nick: You know what I hate? Video Games. But what I hate even more is people who side against video games just to agree with someone! Or the worst! When people don't have any views on the subject so they stay quiet... So what are your views on the subject?
Tom: ...Damn I'm being held word hostage.