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Hostile obedience

The act of following directions from an authority figure to the nth degree all the while knowing that the effort will yield meaningless/worthless data or results. This is generally accompanied with the smug self-satisfaction of knowing that you have wasted 6 weeks completing a project whose value is zero and being able to tell you boss with a smart-ass grin that you did exactly what you were told.

There are two types of bad employees - one never does what is asked of them - the other only does what is asked of them. A person who practices hostile obedience falls into this second category

by HiWay61 December 2, 2012

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Hostile

Dalynne steen

Dalynne steen your are fucking hostile

by Slydog6982 June 1, 2022


Hostile

Poohder

Poohder is hostile

by Hostile March 9, 2021


Notorious Hostility

This is the most insane clan in the shit game called runescape. It is full of legendary people who would do anything for their mates, and hate faggot cunts such as the Chivalry Legions and Torment. You are only cool if you are in this clan.

Xsepirothxx: Help us CL, Notorious Hostility is fucking downing us.
Goku Nazz: Im too busy sucking martino heats tiny penis.
Adrian7: Man, we fucking suck.

by Rune_Coldman February 4, 2008


Hostility Host

An Airbnb host that requires guests to answer increasingly outlandish questions prior to allowing them to simply book a place to stay. Should a guest be able to book a place with one of these hosts, the host usually uses their spy cameras and listening devices to monitor the guest to ensure that none of their 4,000 house rules are broken. Hostility Hosts often only leave one roll of toilet paper for an entire week-long stay. When the guest finally checks out, the Hostility Host typically has a long list of chores that must be completed, including cleaning the toilet with a toothbrush.

Greg is a hostility host that uses his ring camera to watch his guests unload their cars just to make sure they don't sneak in any food that isn't on the list of pre-approved items.

by ChansenStone March 20, 2024


Hostility

Oh shit, hold up! My bad! Is it not ok to ask wtf is up with all this? Because this ain't a normal thing for people to be doing to a guy... So... Yeah...

Hym "Well, shoot! I didn't think I would need all the hostility! If I would have known I was right to think that people are doing the thing they are clearly doing; we wouldn't even be here. That is ridiculous! I mean how hard is that to not do to people? What is this supposed to do here? I get that you have cause to be suspicious but I'm just not getting the point of all this. And yeah, that's a good idea actually. So you CAN access all of the good and bad clips from me though, correct? Because if you have clumps of all the bad stuff you must also have access to the work as a whole, right? That's good to know... Here's the thing: I just want the thing that is happening to me to not be happening to me. I get that you all have your grievances and I know I'm the worst thing ever on the planet but I care about getting things over with quickly. Can we speed this up at all. I see that people clearly feel some kind of way about it. I just want whatever I can get for some of that and to slither back into the darkness from whence I came. So, now that I have your attention: That... That thing that I just said. 👆Up there? Read it again.

by Hym Iam August 16, 2022