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Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.
I wouldn't kiss her. Dave gave her a Hot Carl last night
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A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.
Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"
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A true Hot Carl is when your having sex with a person doggy style. Wait until they cum. Next, you punch them in the back of the head. While they try to regain consciousness you flip them over and defecate on their chest.
The first time i heard this term used was in 1987 in Michigan.
Dude we got home from the party and she wanted me to give her a Hot Carl.
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This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.
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to shit in someones mouth and duct tape it shut
dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut
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Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?
B: A hot carl sandwich.
A: Don't bother.
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The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.
In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.
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