Rural Dictionary

Dan Hughes

Pulling a Dan Hughes is when there is a small price to pay and you are unwilling to, generally when it's really not that big of a price but you are too stingy and upset at the world to pay it. Pulling a Dan Hughes generally consists of the phrase "I'm not paying them prices"

The term is coined off of the Internet Titan Dan Hughes of Cora Quest fame.

"two pence for parking? I'm not paying them prices"
"come on don't pull a Dan Hughes"

by Dan "the board game man" August 23, 2022

Hughes Net

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)

Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.

I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.

by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009

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Hugh Jackman

Hugh Michael Jackman is an Australian actor, producer, and singer involved in film, musical theatre and television.
Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, notably as superhero, period, and romance characters.
Chosen as one of People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 5 years in a row, 2000-2004 and was chosen as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2008.

1) Hugh Jackman is always so damn handsome, sexy & heartthrob. Phenomenally talented actor, dashing and devoted man.
2) Hugh is one of those ridiculously hot men who just look like a movie star all the time.
3)Hugh's really beefcake, hunk & ripped.

by posh21 November 14, 2014

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