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HUMP

to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

by tapvb3 July 9, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hump

To wang a sheela with ye porker harder than the queens house walls.

I humped ye mum mate

by Arthur's fist January 20, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Hump

Noun

Thah-Hump

The Hump occurs when you have to fart (or produce liquid fecal matter). At some point before farting you will feel very ill. If you are able to hold it in for a minute or 2 you will feel right as rain. The time in which you are in pain is known as the hump.

Driver- Dude should I pull over!?

Passenger- No, just a little longer and I will be over the hump.

by Bossius The Impregnator August 7, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Humping

The force to push you private into someone. Dogs make the face when doing it. Is often a way to prevent taking clothes off while still getting it on.

Wow she humps good. Or: Start humping me babe.

by Lids22 June 20, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hump

To carry somthing, uasually large, used mostly in Queens or The Bronx New York. Figure of speech used by men with brains the size of mosquitoes.

My fucking boss has me humping this fucking shit up three fucking floors.

by Papaya King September 3, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


hump and skunk

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

by TonyBlinked52 September 23, 2019

655๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

70๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž