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A homosexual who like being hydrated.
-He likes water, he must be a hydro-homie.
-But he is gay.
-Oooh. hydro-homo
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A double walled medal water bottle to keep the water/liquid inside cold.
Also literally the best thing made other than chapstick and me
Wooowwww that yellow hydro flask works really well! It’s keep the ice in big chunks even through the night! Anddddd you can put really really cute stickers on it
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The after effects of consuming large quantities of opiates, like Hydrocodone. Especially from snorting. Symptoms are rabid itching, bloodshot eyes, burned out nasal passages and a general feeling of wanting to die.
-- What's wrong with Craig? He looks like an f'ing zombie!
--It's just the Hydro Hangover.
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A Thot Bottle, or a hydro flasksksksksksk
Mary: VSCO girls carry thot bottles.
Thot Bottles-Hydro Flasks
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Commonly wielded by vsco girls, it is a sturdy weapon a good drink holder. A good hit on the head this would hurt.
Vsco girl:SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS 'thunk'
You: 'falls to the ground'
You: ouch that Hydro hurt me head!
Vsco girl: 'takes sip of La Croix/canned static' and I oop... SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
You: Man that is not cool... but that hydroflask sure is handy for every situation including battle. Drown me in canned static now please.
Vsco girl: Do you want to be hit again with my Hydro Flasksksks again?
you: no.
Vsco girl: i will tape me stickers to your mouth.
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The male version of a VSCO girl.
They wear Adidas track pants, cross necklaces, baseball hats, drawstring bag, and their girlfriend's scrunchie on thier wrists.
Oh look! She's with her Hydro Homies!
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The Manitoba-based power company that is highly unreliable.
Jared: Man, I'm sick and tired of Manitoba Hydro.
George: Yeah, they're so unreliable, I'd want to start my own power company.
Jared: I've had numerous unreliability incidents with them about 5 times!
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