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Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.
"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."
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Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
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Cochise boasting how he could be a bucket for the New York Knick’s.
I can be a bucket for the Knicks
I can be the center for the Heat
And when it hit the summertime, I might just get the Jeep
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Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work
i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex
oh yeah? i can bend daddy
What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else
Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better
When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)
Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face