Milledgeville, IL

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.

Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."

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Sterling, Il

A piece of shit town with meth, weed, cocaine, whores, douchebags, liberals, and people thinking they are gonna go D1. Most people here end up druggies and drunks with 7 kids and welfare. Lots of bars, lots of liquor store, lots of kids at a young age. Basically the asshole of America.

Sterling, Il is a shithole.

Lexington, IL

Midwest town of 2,000 people.

Trevor: Hey! I live in Lexington, IL.
Andy: Oh! That's the crappiest place on earth

Il Hae

A word to use if you secretly need to take a massive dump but don't want to tell the whole world.

Hey Pombo, I took an Il Hae yesterday and clogged our pipes

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Il Douche

Mocking title given to Donald John Trump based on the honorific term for Italian Fascist Dictator Benito Mussolini, Il Duce, the Leader. Title emphasizes how big a douche bag, or merely a douche, the GOP dictator wannabe President actually is.

Jesus, Il Douche sure lives on to his title on a daily basis.

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Vandalia, IL

A good place to go if all you want to do with your life is drugs and have babies.

"Let's go on vacation to Vandalia, IL! But keep the kids stocked with condoms."

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Rockford, Il

Beautiful city in Northern Illinois, also known as the Forest City. Rockford is known for the Rockford Peaches which was made into a film starring Tom Hanks. Notable Rockfordians include; Michelle Williams and Danika Patrick. Formerly, the second largest city in Illinois it is now ranked third. Rockford, Illinois is home to among other things: Magic Waters water park, Anderson Japanese Gardens and the popular hibachi style restaurant J.M.K. Nippon's.

Rockford, IL is the largest city in the state-line area.

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