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One of the most beautiful countries on the face of this planet! We are some of the most laid back people, give us a can of VB, a meat pie n a footy match and we're set! We love our good old camping trips down to the caravan parks, out the middle of the bush where hardly anyone can pronounce the names of our towns or down swimming in the local river. And if we're not their we're down at the beach for a good old game of Beach cricket!
We are competitive by nature, the basic V8's Ford vs. Holden, Our Footy Collingwood vs. Carlton, everyone knows it and we all love it!
Us Aussie are proud people and don't take no shit from no one! We're TRUE BLUE and that's the way we will always be!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Australian's do NOT have kangaroos and koalas in our backyards as pets! That's like saying American's go and give their Cougar's a friendly hug and pat on the back, obviously a load of shit!
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Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.
I'm from Australia mate.
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The place where God threw all the scary and deadly shit.
What the fuck is that?!?!
I don't know but it lives in Australia so it can probably kill you.
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We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!
G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!
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1) A country/continent I want to live in.
2) A really crappy movie
1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there.
2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.
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the only country that still contains unicorns.
p1"where can I find an unicorn?"
p2 "australia"
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As you can tell from many of the other entries on this site, Australia is home of the retarded bogan...
They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.
Hooray.
Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.
Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.
*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.
*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.
We stole it from some European sports fans.
Any Australian street from Dusk onwards.
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