beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

town meeting

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it

That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !

swap meet

A place where people come to buy, sell and or trade various goods. You can find all kinds of goods at these types of places including electronics, clothes, furniture and so on. Similar to a flea market.

"I jacked a VCR from the swap meat last week."

"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over

"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."

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Open meeting

When people aren't in a relationship but are willing to engage in sexual activity with each other but also won't be bad if the other person has sexual activity that isn't them. Basically a pass to cheat.

She met Aaron but that's ok because we are open meeting.

still in the meeting

DJ Khalid's way of saying "I'm working on new products and buisness." It has been generally used with Air Jordan's

Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting... Still in the meeting (Sc)

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Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory

Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.

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Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.