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Fucking Bitch
I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch
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A woman's pussy..place where a man can dump his load
Heather needs to clean her dump ditch after the stingers party.
A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.
This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.
(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)
You: You totally ditched.
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The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.
Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.
Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!
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The time at which a person or multiple people coordinate the leaving of work or an event.
Sam: Yo, this party sucks.
Ash: Yeah dude, 11 o'clock ditch hour?
Sam: Yeah.
To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.
Example 1:
Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.
Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched
Example 2:
I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
A whiskey ditch is an alcoholic drink, primarily a regionally used term (like in Montana), describing a drink where whiskey is cut with water. More specifically, a Whiskey Ditch is a drink with cubed ice, and equal parts whiskey and water. It's a weaker version of whiskey on the rocks.
Bartender! I'm already three sheets in, I'll just have a whiskey ditch.
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