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When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
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Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
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The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec
When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.
Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
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When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.
Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.
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Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)
The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.
Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.
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