your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

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disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.

I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."

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that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

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Doing your mother

An anomalous alternative to the classic "Doin' Your Mom" insult,
first used by the British

"I am indeed doing your mother"

where is your mother

1. When someone does something weird and it looks like they need their mother.

"Yo I got so drunk last night and made out with every girl at the party!"
" Don't you have a girlfriend?
"Yea.."
"WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER??!!"

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at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

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in your mother's

An expression of surprise or disgust. Derives from "fuck your mother in the pussy," but excluding the vulgar words.

Note that if you're a guy, you cannot use this expression in front of a girl, and vice versa.

Scene I
Son: Look at that Ferrari, Dad!
Dad: Oh hell yeah, that's a nice car IN YOUR MOTHER'S!
Son: In my mother's WHAT??
Dad: You know WHAT!

Scene II
Brother 1: Your drawing sucks!
Brother 2: Yeah! In your mother's!!

awesome, sick, sucks, blows, bites, dumb

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