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johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


5 inches

is enough bb... LMAO

Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!

by emmy_exe November 3, 2020

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


1 inch

Pretty massive ngl

Bob: I have a 1 inch cock. Pretty big right?
Ben: Joe's is bigger

Bob: whos Joe?

by destrierZ May 20, 2022


Last Inch

Do not use this lightly. After giving a chick the last inch while dicking her down she will follow you around whether you want to or not. The last inch is a metaphorical extension of your cock not a literal one she will feel it in her soul.

"Why's Gina been following Todd around all day?"
"I'll bet Todd gave her the last inch last night."

by the shamurai council August 25, 2018


Ghost Inch

When you're hitting it so hard and you've already given the last inch that she feels another inch anyway, the ghost inch.

"Why's ole girl been following you around like a lost puppy?"
"Cause I gave her that ghost inch last week bro"

by the shamurai council August 25, 2018


Disneyland Inch

The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.

I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.

by Petros March 10, 2004

95๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


4-Inches

Is enough....

4-Inches is enough...

by Bibbytato November 1, 2020

40๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž