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Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid you do, that it seems beytarded

Cooking 🍳 porridge or whatever and forgetting to turn off the stove when you're done, that's incompetently stupid imho

by Sexydimma2 November 16, 2024


creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.

Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.

by September 24, 2021


ceo of incompetence much

Zoomerese for corporate authority figure who just doesn't get it.

"CEO of incompetence much I am just a second away from cancelling all of you" - Random Zoomer

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023


Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas September 12, 2008


professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent

It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 09, 2018


Intellectually Incompetent Incel

A intellectually incompetent incel or a "III" is someone who is stupid as shit, and still has a v-card.

Intellectually incompetent incel

by Peak hating May 26, 2024


Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.

Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth

by pro_sadie May 17, 2025