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The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.
Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.
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A measure of how detrimental a star player is to a sports team. It is based off the notion that no NBA basketball team has been successful with Juwan Howard on their roster.
Man, Starburry's real high on the Juwan Howard Index.
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The average time it take the nation to become numb towards a recent tragedy or event.
"Nothing on the news about the kid they killed 3 days ago" - National Numb Index is down to 2.5 days
A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.
Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
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Volume of products, eruption cloud height, and qualitative observations (using terms ranging from "gentle" to "mega-colossal") are used to determine the explosivity value. The scale is open-ended with the largest volcanoes in history given magnitude 8. TheVolcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) was devised byChris Newhall of theUS Geological Survey and Stephen Self at theUniversity of Hawaii in 1982 to provide a relative measure of the explosiveness ofvolcanic eruptions.
volcanic explosivity index
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VEIVolcano (eruption)
Year
Casualties
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4? La Soufrière 1 19021,680
4 Mount Pelée 2 190233,000 Deadliest eruptionof the 20th century.
6? Santa María 3 19026,000
4 Grímsvötn 4 1903
P Mount Lolobau 5 1904
5 Ksudach 6 1907
4 Mount Lolobau 7 1911
6 Novarupta 8 1912Largest eruption of the 20th century.
5 Colima 9 1913
4 Sakurajima 10 1914
4 Tungurahua 11 1916
4 Agrihan 12 1917
4+ Katla 13 1918
4 Kelud 14 19195000
4 Manam 15 1919
4 Raikoke 16 1924
4? Iriomotejima 17 1924Underwater volcano.
4 Avachinsky 18 1926
4 Komagatake 19 1929
4 Kliuchevskoi 20 1931
4 Mount Aniakchak 21 1931
4 Volcan De Fuego 22 1932
5+ Cerro Azul 23 1932
5 Kharimkotan 24 1933
4 Suoh 25 1933
4? Kuchinoerabujima 26 1933
4? Rabaul 27 1937
4 Parícutin 28 1943–1952
4 Avachinsky 29 1945
4 Sarychev Peak 30 1946
4 Hekla 31 1947
4+ Ambrym 32 1950
4 Mount Lamington 33 19512,942
4 Kelud 34 1951
4 Bagana 35 1952
4 Mount Spurr 36 1953
4 Carran-Los Venados 37 1955
5 Bezymianny 38 1955-1957
5 Mount Agung 39 19631,584
4+ Shiveluch 40 1964
4 Taal 41 1965
4 Kelud 42 1966
4 Mount Awu 43 1966
4 Fernandina 44 1968
4 Tiatia 45 1973
4 Volcan De Fuego 46 1974
4 Tolbachik 47 1975
4 Mount Augustine 48 1976
5 Mount St. Helens 49 198057
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The direct relation of the size of one's body frame in proportion to the size of one's ass (most often implying a significant–-and undesirable--disparity).
Seriously, all the cookies and crap I inhale over the holiday season are murder on my body-ass index!
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