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The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.
I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.
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When a young 20-something goes topless in public for the first time. Is usually preceded by consumption of large quantaties of Captain Morgan or fruity drinks. Most likely to see an Initial Public Offering or IPO in short, at....river escapades, Mardi Gras, tailgate parties, outdoor rock concerts, or possibly company picnics.
Dude, you should have seen Suzy at the river this weekend, two Long Islands, and she was giving all the guys at the beach Zipper Flexes when she gave everyone an Initial Public Offering.
Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.
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Person A lays on the floor while Person B takes off their pants and stands over Person A's face. Person C pours a beer down Person B's ass crack, causing the beer to drip of Person B's taint, into Person A's mouth.
"How was the party last night?"
"Awesome. We gave Jim a Moose Lodge Initiation."
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An underfunded or unfunded initiative or program set forth by the current bush administration where the recipients would be better off praying for results than to expect them to come from the program.
The bush administration announced their new faith-based initiative, a health insurance program - where participants are to pray to God they don't get sick.
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A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.
Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
A show with the proportionatly worst animation when you consider
what year it is. The music is also reminiscent of early 80's
European techno.
I watched Initial-D and I had to baptize my eyes and ears afterwards.
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The most retarded anime ever to be spawned. People that watch
this show are those DDR losers that think that owning/wanting
a fast car and listening to wannabe 80's techno makes you cool.
I watched the Initial-D series and in every episode hoped that the
fish-lipped losers would all fall over the side of the mountain and
die, then I could've at least seen something worth looking at.
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