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(n.) The shameful voice from within which unduly discourages reasonable risk-taking because of fear of failure or embarassment.
John "I was about to ask Jen if she wanted to go out Friday, but then her girlfriend came up and they started talking about this other guy. So I figured she probably just wasn't that in to me. I quietly slipped away"
Tom "There goes your inner pussy again. You've got to learn to man up"
Doug "I really like owning Apple stock, but I've got, like, all my dough invested and it might go down"
Mark "That's just your inner pussy talking. Take off the skirt and buy some more on margin"
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An archaic car part that has been made mostly obsolete by tubeless tires. These days an inner tube is much more useful for floating on water, or for sledding on snow. It's a lot more fun that way too.
It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.
Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.
I was shocked when I took that tire off the rim, and found an inner tube inside it.
Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.
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Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".
I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.
A Person who Always Backs Into Parking Spots and Driveways. This Allows them to Leave & Getout Quickly & on about your way quickly and easily. Rather than taking time pulling backwards in reverse each time you head off you take an extra couple moments to back in an Position Automobile Accordingly.
Im a lifelong Backer-Inner always pull in backwards because if I take that extra couple seconds getting there, I’ll be able leave Quick & Easy
When one feels the random urge to give a blow job at the most inappropriate times
Savannah and Ronnie were walking around in the walmart, when she felt her inner hoe come out.
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Pulling your shit together
Digging deep to make something happen
Karen stood in front of the jury with the inner strength to look at her rapist in the face
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