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The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.
Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......
To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.
I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.
When you're on all fours getting pounded from behind and your partner, without warning, attempts to stick a finger or two in your ass....and your pussy immediately becomes and INSTANT SAHARA and all actions comes to a screeching stop.
Guy: Me and my lady were rocking in the car and I didn't think she would mind a little action in her ass. But the minute I stuck my thumb in her hole, her snatch dried up like an INSTANT SAHARA.
FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.
The immediate gratification that comes with someone getting what they deserve in a timely manner.
Bethany stole the last popsicle and then ran straight into the slider door. Boom! Instant karmafication.
The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.
I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.
When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.
Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!
1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website
That ho sent me an instant message
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