Random
Source Code

ipod

For all you people who put shit on iPods because of irreplaceable batteries and hard disks and about the $250 Apple repair fee, browse the fucking nets, you morons. You obviously have a web browser, so use the fucking thing! iPods DO have replaceable batteries, AND Hard drives. My iPod is currently open and on top of my computer right now, i bought a new hard disk for it to up the capacity. The battery is connected by a wire to a socket on the mainboard, much like the battery in a cordless phone. There are plenty of companies around that make replacement parts (ie the HDD is just a 1.8in Toshiba) so quit your bitching about them. It costs about $75 for a new battery and $150 for a new HD! I agree, Apple over-charges for the "replacement scheme" but seriously, if you think that Apple suck so much why follow their advice and not open your iPod? Morons.

Everyone who thinks that iPods are lame because of irreplaceable batteries are fuckwits who probably can't afford them.

by Gerron February 18, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


ipod

A walking advertisement for: MUG THIS FOOL, THEY GOT MONEY.

Any fool dumb enough to buy an ipod and walk around town with their white headphones in their ears, trying to look cool, when they are actually saying: He I got lots of money. Usually private school fags.

A piece of electronic crap also.

Crack Addict 1: Hey check out that kid there, he's got an ipod.

Crack Addict 2: Get him!

by 1337-bix May 7, 2006

47๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

by Snake September 11, 2005

127๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPod

Something everybody these days seems to hate.
I bought a used second generation iPod (no, not a touch I'm talkin' the old 20gig model from 2002) and the old beast has delivered nothing but solid performance. I get far better battery life than with my old creative Zen. And at only 35$ on Kijiji you can't go wrong. And while I don't have anywhere near 20gigs of music, that extra space is great if I want to use my iPod as an external drive. And even my past models have been great performers. Those of you who seem to suffer iPod problems and scratches are probably rough and rowdy jocks and are better suited handling a simple flash based player, although a lot of my friends report ROM crashes with their flash players...

Friend 1: I had to take back my creative player, it got that white screen of death again...

Me: Nods while listening to old monochromatic iPod.

by medicus September 7, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPod

Also iPoo. A less advanced and more expensive version of the Creative Labs Nomad Zen Xtra that features a non-removeable battery and less disk space.

Whoa, my iPod battery is dead, man.

by Miryam Websta April 28, 2004

144๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


iPod

Popular by advertisement, an MP3 player, with the ability to read AAC, Mp3 and much more. Only possible drawbacks are: 1)insanely high price for an mp3 player, 2)Low battery life compared to otehr mp3 players, 3)Not so great starter earphones,4) Having to use iTunes. If you are a music pirate, then an iPod doesnt make a sound qulity difference, however, if you DO purchase music legally, then ripping ur cd's to AAC format will be better sound quality.

Creative Users: I can listen to 10 DAYS worth of DECENT music, how bout you iPod?
iPod users: I can listen to 10 HOURS of GREAT music!
Pirate: Yaaaaaaaaaaaar.....

by Peter Gomez April 4, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


ipod

A genuine MP3 player designed by Apple. The Video iPods can hold up to 60GB of media and the nanos are thinner than a pencil. May be expensive but well worth it.

Not to mention about the haters you see on the rest of urban dictionary... Those people can't afford one that's why they want to use the Creative Zens to insult over it which make the Creative Zens also known as Lame-Flat iPods that can only sync up to 125 songs.

Person 1 : Hey It's an iPod

Person 2 : yeah

Person 1 : I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of crap.

Person 2 : Is it becasue you can't afford one?

Person 1 : Yeah... (weeps)

Person 2 : Don't worry, you can always buy a fake and poser version of ipods called the Zen.

by Liwfun September 18, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž