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When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
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A surf boat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves.
Traditionally surf boats were used for rescue during surf life saving patrols. Due to the invention of powered vessels such as inflatable skiffs surf boats are no longer used for rescues.
They are however used in sport, and any surf boat rower will tell you that it is the greatest sport under the sun. Any non surf boat rower will call them nuts!
"There's a wave on in the rivermouth, we'll get a crew together to take out the surf boat"
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Surfing the web while taking a poop.
"Dude you took forever!"
"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"
"That explains it. Lets go bowling."
What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.
While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.
Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment
When a player of minecraft flies into the air with a fishing rod and throws the bobber onto an unsuspecting mob and then retracts the mob. The mob is seen flying up into the air above the player, and then, in most cases, hitting the ground and dying.
Tom:"So i was Village Surfing in Creative mode and flew up into the air with a fishing rod. I threw it down and it landed onto a creeper. Believe it or not, when i reeled in the bobber, the creeper came up with it and then hit the ground and died!"
Joe:"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or who you are.."
The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.
Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.
To get head while your girl is taking a shit
I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf