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The best thing that's ever happened to me.
Even when I'm with my boo,
You know I'm crazy over Jared.
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1. HAS A HUGE PENIS
2. GETS BITCHES TO FUCK HIM
3. RICH AS FUCK
4. KING RAGE
(Girl) "Look its Jared I wanna fuck him hard and call him daddy
6π 2π
An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways
Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
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6π 3π
A metrosexual with great taste for women.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Oh s***! We're dealing with a Jared.
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
6π 3π
Heβs Jared, 19.
And heβs never fucking learned how to read.
Person 1: βWho is that dumbass?β
Person 2: βThatβs Jared, 19.β
7π 3π
Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.
I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.
221π 197π
Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.
Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.
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