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Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.

You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!

by B100 September 24, 2009


Jean Yeti

Someone who wears jeans at an inappropriate time

Who wears jeans to a golf course. Mike is a total Jean Yeti.

Why did you wear Jeans to the office today, its not Casual Friday. You are a total Jean Yeti

by JimmyHats February 6, 2009


jean vagina

A rip in the middle of your jean pants that you can stick multiple fingers in. Located near the scrotum.

"Dave your jean vagina is showing dude close your legs or change your pants"

by No look swish May 25, 2017


Sarah Jean

Sarah: Hebrew meaning 'Princess'
Jean: Celtic/Gaelic meaning 'God is Gracious'

Sarah Jean - loyal, considerate, smart, witty & beautiful. have a tendency of babbling, being impatient, random, & distracted. make honest friends, never afraid to speak bluntly. A pro when it comes to laughing at herself due to habitual clumsiness, yet very quick-minded as well as on her feet as to recover from any, or most, situation.

however, be cautious of crossing these ones because they will most likely forgive you, but they will never forget &/or only take you at face value. Sarah Jeans do not trust easily, so once their trust is broken, the effects are likely for life.

by seattlelite1985 February 4, 2010

122๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jean Kirstein

Jean Kirstein is the best attack on titan character. He will make u feel better every time you see him in the anime. It is worth loving him. Also he is the most "human" out of the all characters.

Julia: OMG! Jean Kirstein is so hot!
Me: I know

by Iliincut January 17, 2021

60๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!

Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!

by Sixkiller February 10, 2010

75๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


blammin jeans

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.

Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 7, 2019