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The hottest "Evil Queen" of your dreams. She is so evil she will make you do all her work around the house, force you to rub her back, kiss her feet, and if she is bad enough even make you kiss her ass and then laugh at you.
Dude #1 : that is a hot chick over there!
Dude #2 : oh, I bet she's a Jodi, she would tear yo ass out of the frame.
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Jody, contrary to popular belief, is an incredibly sexy and hard working woman who makes the prettiest babies known to man. She also handles everything for her husband.
Jody did that.
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To state false facts that sound as though they may be true but after doing extremely basic research, anyone can easily debunk these lies.
Typically accompanied by overconfidence and an innate ability to agree with everything while simultaneously one upping all others participating in the conversation.
Can also be used to describe someone who is vertically challenged and has a Napoleon complex.
"When I was in Africa last month I saw a cheetah that was running at least 90 miles an hour!"
"Google says Cheetahs top out at 75 mph, stop trying to Jody me."
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Core Masters.
Undercover Prison Marine you don’t want too Toothpaste with.She might Smoke you,Like gone in 60 Seconds Ranchero style unlike Silverstein Stalin this one got real Pack of Bolts.
II saw Jodi at the Gas station but I did not want to pick her up because she might be planning to balm up all the Cards on the Table For the President .
(GI Joe Heroics).Be Carefull for Judge Nudgy she might determine you.
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To seem like your paying attention but actually daydreaming.
God! Your not listening to me your such a Jodie!
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A great cook who is a true woman of God. Jodies can be quiet and hard to get to know at first, but are really loyal friends. They often impress people with their thriftiness.
She saved over $200 on her grocery bill. She is such a Jodie!
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