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John

An infinitely talented and multi-faceted individual. This creature tends to avoid j0ck-like activities such as drugs, alcohol and sports, but he is a hidden gem of wonderful fun. He is a, generally, level headed person but when the pressure builds up and he has to make a choice again thats when things get tricky. Overall a 'John' is a great man that anyone would be lucky to meet at least once in their ephemeral lives.

did you see John the other day? he rolled the dice and got two sixes...hes the fucking man! i love him!

by jacketoes December 13, 2010

95๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

John is a boy who has depression, he is caring. He realizes his mistakes in the world. If he were to die, he'd come back as a doggo. He loves sports, soccer and baseball. He's tall and has tanish skin, brown hair and brown eyes, he weighs the average for his age. When he loses friends from mistakes, he makes new ones and they're better. So overall John's life sucks but he gets through it everyday. This is John.

John: Welp, gotta get ready for baseball practice ehhhh.

by Archy_Subb June 8, 2020

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

A honest guy, you can't help but fall in love with. He's hilarious and can handle your crazy. Most beautiful eyes you'll ever see, and the nicest man you can ever have

John is always amazing

by Catalan January 29, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


JOHN

A SEX addict

John is always moaning and humping things all over the Classroom

by KDGD April 28, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

He's a very honest person, says how it is.His personality is unlike any other, he's super outgoing, kindhearted, funny, intelligent, and he's incrediblely handsome.He has every amazing quality.He's caring, loving, affectionate, compassionate and loyal.He's a man of his word.He'll always be there for you no matter what.He is supportive and understanding. He's a deep thinker, see's things with more meaning than just what it is. A man of little words, but when he does have something to say it is truly genuine, and it comes from the heart. But majority of the time he can be very sarcastic. He has a stare that will melt your heart. His beautiful green eyes will leave you in a trance and take your breathe away. He has the greatest smile in the world. His hugs make you feel safe and comfortable, you'll never want to let him go. His kisses are passionate and gentle it'll leave you wanting more. Being in the presence of him, is the greatest feeling ever. He will never fail to make you smile and laugh. He loves all music, except country. But he'll tolerate it if you listen to it. He has an old soul, as he would say. He is a gentleman, very respectful and modest. You will just admire everything about him.Once you get to know him, he is the most amazing man you will ever meet. If you are ever so lucky to know a John, be thankful to have him in your life. BUT, if you are ever sooo sooo lucky to fall in love with this man..be forever grateful.

I'm so lucky to have John in my life...#loml

by Nothisgirlfriend August 21, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.

"Have you seen Waynes john?

by james sanborn March 3, 2007

7398๐Ÿ‘ 6288๐Ÿ‘Ž


John

John, usually a very macho guy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and hair. His smile is gorgeous. Typically a player, confuses you alot, but when he wants he can make u feeel like the most amazing person in the world. You cant help but smile when u look at him. u like him alot but he gives u mixed signals. he could be the ebst thing u ever had if he would give u a chance. strong, competitive, smart, outgoing, cute, nice body. He lies alot but does know when he is wrong and he can be a man and say sorry. All in all, john is a great guy but he needs to figure out his relationship status

Friend: Whats wrong?
You: It's just....welll...John
Friend: I told you he was an ass!

by Michelle Hamburger December 4, 2010

125๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž