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yellow journalism

Cheap & un-researched newspaper.

l'express.mu is an example of yellow journalism.

by antilles0 December 29, 2018


fucktard journalism

Pretty much anything published in the Daily Mail. However, may also include any published article that missquotes a female, and then references her cup size and age.

I read some fucktard journalism today. Max power claim all ladies love a fugly man with a tiny penis if he's driving an expensive car. Their extensive research consisted of interviewing Chaznay, 22, 34DD from Oldham.

by Jellyfishhugger August 19, 2019


Cher Journal

Two French words that mean "Dear Diary" or "Dear Journal". Some diary keepers may use them to give their pads a sophisticated touch.

Entry in Sally Lankford's Diary:
Cher Journal,
Today was a rough day, first the girls all laughed at me and called me a disgusting outdated pig. Then they tied a tampon colored with red permanent marker to my locker with a sign that said "We would ask you to donate blood but it would probably be like this" But at least I got to see the hunk Johnny Leslie before I went insane. Ahh, he is so dreamy. I wanna marry him, have babies with him, and grow old with him. Well, thanks for listening diary you are the best.
Love,
Sally.

by GIR needs rehab August 27, 2008

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Journal of No Duh

Common Sense. When explaining something, it can be used as a citation

A professor is lecturing and the bullet points in the PowerPoint are completely obvious and didn't need higher education to figure out.

Professor: "These explanations are strait out of the Journal of No Duh"

by Midnite Ninja February 23, 2010

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live journal

An online journal so people can complain how their life as a rich snob is so horrible

Big_Butt24784651: omg like ne way so omg omg omg omg then that bitch was omg like yeah then so the girl's panties blew up today and like yeah omg this kid omg whacked off and looked at me omg omg omg like OMG!

by Tit Boob Smack February 24, 2005

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Drive-by Journalism

The title of a book by Arthur E. Rowse in which he explains *how* the media became drive-bys.

Have you read the book "Drive-By Journalism: The Assault On Your Need To Know"?

by aalpha March 23, 2008

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greatest journal

an extremely confusing 'community' of people pretending to be other people. I don't understand it at all.. it just confuses me.

Greatest Journal user sommerata: "Listen up kids! I'm NOT really Sommer. This is totally fake. Nothing you see or read on this journal is real." ????

by xpulsewidthx July 15, 2006

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