Aaron Judge

An MLB beast that plays for the Yankees that leads the league in homeruns (currently).

Aaron Judge is going to win the MLB homerun derby!

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Judge Judying it

Suing somebody over your own stupidity.

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.

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activist judge

An Urbandictionary editor who rejects a perfectly true and clever definition and forces someone like me to have to re-submit it over and over again, just because they don't agree with the opinion expressed in the definition.

At least 5 of my valid and correct definitions have been rejected by activist judges on Urbandictionary, a website where more than half the definitions are about ex-girlfriends, rival high schools, or made-up sex slang.

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judge's gavel

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

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Taurus Judge

A five shot revolver chambered in .45 Colt/.410 shotgun. Usually used as protection in the backcountry from poisonous snakes and predators, works well for defending ones self from carjackers, and other scum, since both buckshot AND slugs can be deployed in rapid succession.

"With a Taurus Judge, if the buckshot doesn't send 'em packin', the slugs'll put 'em down, but good"

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Snap Judge

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.

Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.

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Judge Judy

Some old bitch on T.V. who just yells even if you don't look at her, well why the fuck would you wanna look at that ugly old wrinkled face for? She yells way too much, you have to turn your t.v. down because of her annoying voice, and I hate her

Judge Judy is a bitch

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