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a diet set to the beats of cheesey music ( mainly Japanese..), where a dupe would jiggle his lardass to some computer-handled program that controls ; allegedly, the sing-and-burn-calories thing.
karaoke diet my ass! just stop opening the goddamn frigde! .
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Can be a really fun game to play, if you have people willing to...Is played much like regular karaoke except with only country songs...Also by mentioning it, can be a really fun way to upset your country music hating 'so-called' friends....
Ex. 1
While trick-or-treating Halloween night....
Girl1) "Guys I'm bored...I know why don't we play country karaoke?! One of you name a country song and I'll try to sing as much of it as I can!"
Other5GirlsInUnison) "NO!!!"
Ex. 2
In Math Class.....
Girl2) "Nom, nom, nom" and other incomprehensible words..
Girl1+2) Burst into laughter as everyone turns and stares...
Girl1) talking to 2 "You have to admit that was worse than country karaoke!"
Girl2)"No, just..no. NOTHING is worse than country karaoke.."
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When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.
"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."
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The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."
You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.
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Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
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Kevin Millar, the Red Sox first baseman, as he has been called since the discovery of an embarassing high school video of him singing "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen. The video has been played late in close games on Fenway Park's video boards to spur on Red Sox rallies, like the Rally Monkey for the Anaheim Angels.
Believe in the power of the Rally Karaoke Guy.
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A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.
I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.