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Someone who thinks they are amazing after catching a fly but realize it wasnt with chopsticks
im the KARATE KID i just caught a fly with my bare hand oh wait i didnt use chopsticks im ashamed of my self and my life
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NOUN: 1. a ghetto dweller or hip hop aficiando who enjoys martial arts. 2. an urbanite who plays an unnatural amount of Tekken, listens to Wu-Tang and mixes his breakdance moves with martial arts. 3. A Wu-Tang Clan lover
Anthony was a total karate thug, playing Tekken Tag then doing that cheesy crane kick from "Karate Kid" in the driveway with Pookie and them from up the street.
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If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.
Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!
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The art of smashing out karaoke and getting your Tune Up to your best ability, leaving every one in the room feeling like they got karate chopped to the brain in a happy way.
Karate-oke appears in karaoke bars across the world, but more commonly in the Gold Coast, Australia.
Charles, you karate-oke'd all over the place last night.
This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.
Yo dude did you hear about the guy that got karate chomped?
a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
When someone is going in for a Karate-Chop, but they psyche you out and give you a kiss instead.
Derek laid a Karate Kiss on me last night.