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You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.
The whale tale capsized the brown kayak
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The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
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Female version of "douche canoe"
This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.
A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"
Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.
A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
A nice pretty funny girl who is going to marry to a dude named bu**a
My bestfriend yah shes such a kayak nugget!