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You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.
The whale tale capsized the brown kayak
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The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
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The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.
A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.
The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.
Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.
Female version of "douche canoe"
This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.
Someone who has no drugs to sell
That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it
when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back
“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”
“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”