Kung-Fu Kazoo

Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".

Cristiano Ronaldo:

Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?

Brad Pitt:

Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!

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Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

Lil kazoo kid

the best kazooist EVER. Extremely talented, tall, and hot.

Person 1:did you hear lil kazoo kids new album, nine?

Person 2: yea it’s so good, twilight is hot

anyways stream nine for clear skin✨✨✨✨

see through kazoo

A utensil used to smoke Methamphetamine; aka, glass dick. oil burner, pickle,whistle,twizzle stick.

(phone call) tweeker#1" hey man when you come bring that shit to me, think you can bring me a see through kazoo, i broke mine. ..(tweeker#2)"yeah man cant have you sittin on some dope with no way to smoke it"

kazoo kid

one of the most annoying things on earth

person 1: isn't kazoo kid annoying
person 2: yeah he is SO ANNOYING

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Kazoo Butt Man

The Man who created the sound effect in Donkey Kong Country when you kill a bee. it sounds like someone farted into a kazoo. this sound cannot be reproduced by anyone except kazoo butt man. he is also found on Fried Chili Cheese Dogs.
people are also found to kill themselves immediately after the concert because they know nothing else in their life will be as great.
the concert only lasts 1.5 seconds, and is one time only.

man #1 - are you gonna see Kazoo Butt Man in concert?
Man # 2- Yeah, and then I will immediately kill myself because I know nothing will ever be as good as that for the rest of my life.

fart poop kazoo butt man concert donkey kong

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Brian Burke Kazoo Experience

Possibly the worlds greatest experimental fusion band though not stylistically trapped within any one specific musical genre. This is due to amazing kazoo playing by master Burke himself. Its been said that seeing them perform is the 7th greatest thing in the world, but I could be mistaken. a.k.a. BBKX

Wow, the Brian Burke Kazoo Experience released a new song today!

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