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When somebody tells something smart, but you dont wanna look stupid.
"Man, did you know that mitochondria is powerplant of cell?"
"Nezab kebab"
Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.
1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.
As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.
It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
Eg1.
Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???
Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*
Eg3.
Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.
Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?
Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon
"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"
"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"
A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh
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A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
No halloween would be complete without Jirre becoming a LaTransgender kebab.
the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.
Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.
Steve : it must have been fun!
Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
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