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A noob that doesn’t know what words mean before he uses them. He doesn’t respect his cousin and can’t take a joke. He thinks he can call people names without getting called one back at him. He thinks that he can call people names and he gets mad when someone gets revenge by calling him one back!
keegan: you’re a dingy
Olivia: your a bot!
Keegan: i can’t believe you called me that!
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A sexy penguin dude who dives alot
Our diver is a straight-up Keegan
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A faggot ass bitch who likes to eat ass on a Monday and won't stop until he gets filled up completely.
Dude iv'e been such a Keegan lately
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A complete tool. The biggest loser around. Can be used as both noun and verb. Remember in "Kingpin" when everyone would say "he pulled a Munson"? Munson has been replaced by Keegan.
"Dude, don't be a Keegan"
"He just got Keeganed!"
"What a Keegan"
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Keegan, a term derived from the plumbers merchants, meaning not bothered or too lazy.
dave: dude, you going diving
shane: nah im too keegan
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If your name is Keegan just shut the fuck the up already.
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Keegan:
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
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