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A game that is very similar to regular kickball, except for home plate is replaced with a keg.
Rules are as follows:
1. A player must have a beer in his or her hand at all times, even in the field. Under no circumstances may a player set down his beer.
2. When coming up to kick, a player must fill his or her beer, and the beer must be finished immediately after making an out. If the player gets on base, he or she must completely finish the beer before crossing home plate. If the beer cannot be finished, the player is allowed to throw the beer in his face while going from third base to home.
3. All disputes are settled by jousting, which involves two players filling their cups and standing directly across from each other. The players then charge each other, beers held outward, and slam the other player in the chest with the cups. The player with the most beer left in his cup wins the dispute.
Other than the above changes, regular kickball rules apply.
Jimmy left the playing field, covered in beer, sweat, vomit, and mud. Many found this to be a peculiar mix, but Jimmy explained it's part of the territory for any dedicated keg kickball player.
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the smell eminating from certain genital parts, particularly in females, that has an odor reminiscent of old beer kegs stewing in the sun.
OH man her cooch smells like beer kegs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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n. the binding and obligatory job of the party goer in charge of the keg procurement, transportation and functionality. The party hinges on the effectiveness and completion of said job.
Partygoer #1: Who's on keg duty tonight, it's getting pretty late...
Partygoer #2: I think Jim is on keg duty... yeah he should be here by now; if he doesn't arrive soon this party is gonna die...
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1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries
1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century
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A tailgating game invented by The Browns Bunch back in 2008. You set up 10 bowling pins and slide an empty keg from about 18-20 yards away and knock them down. If you fail to knock down atleast 1 pin, you owe 20 push-ups.
Empty keg + 10 bowling pins = Keg Bowling
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Held on St. Patty’s Day in Albany N.Y. is the one day of the year that not only is it acceptable to set your alarm clock to wake up at 6am and begin drinking, it is expected! After you pound a few screwdrivers you make the hike down to the Branch on Lake St. where at 7am the line is over 100 people long waiting for the bar to open. It is completely acceptable for guys to piss in the snow banks in fact other drunks cheer you. You finally get in for a 15 dollar fee but don't worry it is all you can drink. But the catch is probably 350 plus people are in the bar and their is probably less than 80 pitchers. And those lucky enough to get pitchers don’t drink the beer they rather dump it on everyone. the humidity level inside is 100% as water droplets form on the ceiling and every time the door opens a fog over takes the bar. If you have to piss it doesn’t matter the bathroom is occupied most of the guys just let it flow in their pants. If you’re lucky enough to live till 11am when the bar closes the festivities don’t end all day and night long but beware you will feel what is known as double day syndrome in which you’re up so early drinking the day will be so long it feels as though the night is a second day in itself.
kegs and eggs is a party from 6am till you cant go any longer.
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To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.
All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.
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