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Its an attempt of getting with a girl by high fiving her but usually ending lonely crying in the toilet. Legend says he is still crying waiting for the first kiss.
i wanted to kiss her but now I am dirty Kieran.
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A football legend of whom plays for the best football club, Celtic Football Club.
Person 1: Who do you think is the best player in Celtic?
Person 2: Kieran Tierney by far.
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Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.
Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude
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Incredibly handsome dude, 4.2 inches soft and 5.4 hard. likes feet
Have you seen Kieran Mojica lately? hes pretty hot.
Yeah bro
Her eyes are as gorgeously aqua as the sparking sea. Any time I see her I think of how beautifully amazing she is. Not only because the golden shining in her gold hair has a gorgeous hint of strawberry, but because her heart gives a sparkle only someone truly lucky can catch a glance of. Her warm and kind, yet gleefully loving words provide more comfort than a warm late spring breeze on a Sunday afternoon. Her strong yet delicately feminine personality can hold up an army stretching across the seas God so perfectly made as he did her heart and soul. He knew she would be one of his greatest works because not only did she devote her life to his works, but to spreading the heartfelt love he fed through her to anyone she met. He appreciated her, as so do I.
You are so beautiful and kind Kieran Cunningham, there aren't words for it.
He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!