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Knife Booger

A booger (dried nasal mucus) that gets hard and sharp enough to stab or cut the inside of your nostril. It can result in pain and sometimes a nosebleed.

"Dude your nose is bleeding, what's wrong with you?"

"The low humidity today gave me a really bad knife booger and it cut me when I was trying to pick it out."

by SR20DEN December 24, 2009


cheese knifing

The act of placing one's tongue between the forskin and the head of the penis and licking around the the head of the penis.

Lastinight my mom cought my girl cheese knifing me.

by The LostProphyt June 29, 2015


hobo knife

A hobo knife is generally a pocket knife which includes a folding knife, fork, and spoon. In popular culture hobos routinely "shank" non-hobos who invade their boxcar homes with these versatile tools.

Oh no, that hobo just stabbed Jimmy with his hobo knife!

by Ted B February 10, 2008

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Knife Hand

Knife hand is something the Marine Corps produced during the Second World War, specifically in the Pacific Theater to deal with Japanese Banzai troops, and those select few Japanese troops who wielded katanas.
The Ka-Bar although useful, had a few drawbacks. The biggest one, having to be drawn out of its sheath. In a life or death situation where time is of the essence, this just was a major problem.
According to legend Chesty Puller while fighting in the Pacific, exclaimed "Fuck these fucking samurai wannabes! I'll show them!", took his hand, using his fingers created a spade-like shape, and proceeded to knife hand hordes of Japanese Imperial soldiers.
The knife-hand also became a tool for military training due to its ambiguous nature of weapon, human parts, and has been scientifically proven to increase the learning aptitudes of the ignorant and not-so-smart types.
The knife-hand was thus adopted, and became a part of American history.

Chesty Puller's knife hand really fucked up a lot of Japanese fucktards.

by fucktheairforce April 14, 2014

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crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019


Butcher knife

a way to put others in their place , or to dismiss something.

Girl: I'm like super pretty!
Boy: Butcher knife

by aWsballet June 6, 2015


lick the knife

To give it your all. A saying coming from how Eskimos kill wolves by having them lick frozen seal blood off of knives, therefore the wolves gave literally everything to lick a knife.

That actor left everything on the stage. They really did lick the knife!

by Lizeli December 12, 2018