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Someone who doesn't make plans for themselves and/or their partner, but clings onto other people and their date plans.
Someone who doesn't plan, but takes other people's plans. Often being a third wheel and/or bringing multiple "third wheels" in.
Jon never plans dates with his girlfriend, he just asks what his friends are up to and joins in on their plans. Jon is such a social koala.
A female small enough, that while having sex with her, you can hold her with one arm and walk to the fridge and grab a beer at the same time.
Brad was with John and saw a short good looking girl at the bar. Brad knowing he could walk to the fridge and grab a beer while having sex with her said: "oh man look at that hot fridge koala over there!"
A hug employing both arms and legs. Usually Affectionate. Sometimes Awkward.
"I love when I wake up in the middle of the night because you're koala hugging me."
"Uh. That bitch koala hugged me in the middle of the classroom. It was awkward."
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My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders
Pumping up before a max lift in the WEIGH ROOM
Gael: Lets Go BIG KOALA!! light weight
Gabriel:THATS WASSUP WEIGHT ROOM!
A gangbang where the girl has 2 dicks in her pussy at the same time. This act is named in honor of the koala bear having 2 entrances into the vagina.
Yo is that the slut we koala gangbanged last Tuesday?
Name given to someone with a head which is exactly the same shape as a koala's head. Usually only fat bald security guards can achieve this interspecific resemblance. The effect can be heightened if the koala-headed person has his hair cut in the Pork Scotch style.
Why has someone brought a koala to the braaivleis?
They haven't. What you're looking at is the Porky Scotcher. The ugly bastard has a koala head.
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