Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

Kumquat

a midget that drinks cum

Jeff is such a kumquat.

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'