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Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
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Listening to, looking at, or watching anything Adam Lambert for a long period of time.
"I'm planning on Adam Lambert-ing my entire flight to Australia."
"Geez, she's been on the computer all day Adam Lambert-ing."
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known as the "rich snobby school" even though most people are pretty chill here. some can be dicks but there are dicks everywhere. the best parties are thrown by lambert people. if one person messes with a lambert student then they have there back. LAX BROS. where some girls are whores and guys just want pussy. while others are classy and nice. where someone does something and everyone hears about it. the jock school but still excel in academics.
alex: "did you get pussy last night?"
chris: "no dude did you?"
alex: "fuck yes."
chris: "nice bro this is going to suck today at lambert high school."
as read above LAX BROS.
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One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
this is the mother of all gayness . he smoked elton jhon , and libirachi , it's as gay as it gets , so insted of saying thats so gay ,we say (thats so adam lambert).
that so adam lambert gay e.g.#1 what do you think of this shirt ? dude! thats so adam lambert . e.g.#2 that car is so adam lambert gay. this t.v show' is so adam lambert
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Chloe lambert is a rat and will always backstab you. She likes to play funny pranks but always fails as she is wanna be goddess. However she can make you laugh when she tries to trip you up but fails like always. Her soul contains devils from down below and I can defo see her going to hell after dying.
that feeling when you find out what your old friends remember you for
A: hey weren't you that kid who tried to make up words to sound cool?
B: oh god stop i'm dying of lamberts