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To have someone stuff an undisclosed amount of deli meat into your butt hole.
“Daniel spiced things up last night and stuffed my asshole with a knob of devon and an exuberant amount of salami sticks.” “Damn, bro! You were larked hard.”
A family name deriving from an old English folk tale of a skinny man enriched with power and glory despite his stature. The name Larkings has common association with success and empowerment.
DeShawn: I hate being a James, I wish I was a Larkings
When NOAA National Weather Service predicts a 90% plus snow forecast, public schools close, the public panics, and no flakes fall
I'm at home today, with my son because the H.C.P.S. went for the snow lark again.
A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.
The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress
"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"
"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
A alcoholic father that gets dominated by his wife
Wow cooper since when is your did you dad become a Daddy Lark