alu e fafali lau muli translates to "go wipe your ass." it is a samoan term used to talk about people who simply, just don't wipe their ass or is used as an inside joke.
"i'm going to samoa on da weekend"
"sole make sure yu alu e fafali lau muli on da way dere"
When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent
"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"
Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.
Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!
az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!
Lau is the kind of girl who spends her life being in dramas. She always want to have a clear conscience by asking her friends for some advices, she’ll take the advice that match with her original idea. Lau has a big EGO. So don’t be rude with her and she will be an angel...or not. But also, Lau is typically the kind of girl you never forget, want to know why ? More loyal than the Loyalty.
Boy : I will never forget Lau
Old friend : Lau had my back when we were in trouble