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lay of the land

an assessment or analysis made with regard to a particular situation, to gain further knowledge and insight into it.

"We need to get the lay of the land before we suggest what improvements should be done in that neighborhood."

by Bungalow Bill May 17, 2007

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Ken Lay

Either this biggest idiot not "minding the store" of a major energy company or a fucking douche bag that lied and bankrupted his employees while selling off his shares at Enron.

Said douche bag then conveniently dies while "slumming" in Aspen, Colorado while awaiting appeal; thusly ending his conviction and reinstating his wealth to his family without fear of civil judgments. Said body of douche bag then conveniently cremated immediately.

Most likely living in a foreign country with lax extradition agreements with the U.S.

Sentence- "Hey, lets dig up the body of that douche bag Ken Lay and drag it down to Wall Street and place it at the exchange and show those other greedy bastards their cult hero...oh wait...'his body' was cremated one day after he 'died'...how convenient for 'Kenny Boy'!"

by corporatescumbags July 28, 2009

229๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


lay hands

To lay hands on someone is to want to fight someone. As in lay your fists on their body to create pain.

"He's talkin shit bout my grandma, so i'm bouta lay hands on a nigga."

by J-Thizz May 14, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laying a cable

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

by Dieseldoctor December 6, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

by William Waldrep June 3, 2005

3964๐Ÿ‘ 518๐Ÿ‘Ž


cadaverous lay

someone who resembles a dead body during sex due to lack of movement, participation, and/or energy

"she was a complete dead fish. cadaverous lay!"

by damesdarvis June 14, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lay Buddhism

Much like Buddhism, but praticed by people who aren't monks. All you need to be a lay buddhist is to follow the eight fold path and agree to Buddha's teachings.

Lay Buddhism is Buddhism for the common man. I'd be a lay buddhist, but meditation is really hard, props to Jordan for being a Lay Buddhist.

by Schillster September 24, 2005

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