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Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
Everyone is bad and playing horrible in the team, not worth playing
Wow, with Leeroy leaving, it's clear to me that my team is unskilled!
The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.
Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?
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To accept a situation, allowing it to be the same and to leave the person alone.
ME: I am so pissed right now, nothing could help.
YOU: It's really not the end of the world, it's not that bad
ME: No seriously, you dont understand. Leave me be.
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When you jizz in a girls hair.
'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'
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When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again. Traditionally, the girl who just got slammed leaves her panties behind as a souveneer for the one who pleased her properly. panty,panties, boxers, bra, souveneer, wet panties, panties, her bra's on my ceiling fan now
I had to do another leave behind for Christine this time; because she kept my pajama tops last time as she cooed and said, they "smell like you" (oh yea , , ,).
Donna left her black g-string panties behind at my house, and George thought he should get them because he brought her over ! ! ! - - - ha!
A sweet Leave-Behind for the "Spoiler".
One night, I saw some dainty pink panties and a small bath towel on the sidewalk at Lake George! I think they were either a leave-behind, or a whicked gag.
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