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A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???
Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.
Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.
Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
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People who are not friends with someone unless it is their birthday.
Megan, "Happy birthday Andi! We should hang out sometime."
Andi, "Who is that?"
Torrance, "She's just a birthday leech, you wont see her again until next year."
People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
Someone who "likes" or comments on practically every facebook post you make.
"Why does that dude keep commenting on my status?" "He's a facebook leech."
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