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1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.
2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.
He place were the Goomba daddy’s chill
Me and Goomba fang are in the lem inn beating kids
When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.
Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"
bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."
Someone who has absolutely no will power and will follow the anyone into any kind of debauchery.
Guy 1: Let's go out drinking
Guy 2: Nah mate, I've just recovered from a 20 hour bender
Guy 1: Ah, go on then...
Guy 2: Ah, OK, why not
Guy 1: Mate, you've got the will power of a lemming
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The finest of sex acts, you throw you girlfriend/ best friends girlfriend out of a window during sex and you must fire your sticky jozz on her before she hits floor.
hence the name.
guy 1: WTF!! YOU JUST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW...IM CALLING THE FEDS BRO'.
guy2: its ok maaan, it was a sticky lemming.
guy 1:oh, thats cool.
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A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong.
"That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"
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One that goes to the anus and hangs out there after penitration.no thrusting or movement.
Anal lemming; He bent her over and inserted his cock into her ass then he stood there still for hours as an anal lemming would.
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