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Old men having sex with each other or old men having an orgie/orgy.
"Wow that lemon last night was awesome," says the old man.
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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?
Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
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1) A species of citrus plant that, depending on variety, produces orange, yellow, or green fruits with a bitter-tasting skin and a pulp which ranges from mildly sweet to very sour. Lemon trees are grown in tropical, subtropical, desert, and some temparate regions.
2) An erotic or adult fan-story about an anime or videogame character which was written by some sick pervert for the purpose of providing wank material for the Wapanese and the fanboy otaku who frequently attend cosplay conventions.
1) Lemon beverages are a popular drink during the summer.
2) The fanboy had a staggering collection of lemons on his shelf, next to the crate of hand lotion and 12-pack of toilet paper.
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A lesbian...
Person 1: Oh damn she was hot!
Person 2: Dude, She's a Lemon..
Person 1: No way..
Person 2: Yeah way!!
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Water/Drink or Food that has had Lemon added to it.
Lemonated Water or Lemonated Salad
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a citric acid virus that kills every cartoon character who eats it
lemon lemon lemon
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Usually a sexually-orientated fan-work or fanfiction, mostly based on manga, anime, video games, and sometimes cartoons. It's also rated 18+ for the sexual acts. It's not like people listen anyway, I don't.
Usually written by women for women, and is about 90% yaoi. There's a difference between porn and lemons, as porn is usually plot-less and has different sexual acts that please men, while lemons are usually written in a book, comic, fanart, or fanfiction. It has more of what pleases women, such as more romance and moar men in it.
Pro-tip: NEVER look up lemons of your childhood favorites. It will shatter your brain.
Pro-tip #2: Most lemons can be found on DeviantART, Fanfiction.net, and just about every other site where horny, sex-crazed teen girls go.
SYNONYMS:
Smut
Lime (more romantic and loving instead of sexual)
Ooh, that yaoi lemon I read earlier today was yummy! Mmm... Yaoi...
That FrancexUK story I read earlier today was WAY steamier than the AmericaxUK one I read yesterday.
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